You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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