um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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