if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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