IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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