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let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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