ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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