Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
God, you're like boner-b-gone
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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