i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
high people should be assigned attendants
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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