Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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