Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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