I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Less talking, more tequila
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
