Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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