My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
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