I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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