How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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