i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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