Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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