none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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