He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
and she was petting her beer can
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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