i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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