who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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