did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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