I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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