Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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