it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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