She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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