One girl and one boy is just not enough.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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