just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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