I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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