It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
do nipples grow back?
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