Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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