fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Terrible idea I love it
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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