Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
