Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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