you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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