And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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