Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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