Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
They have beer where we have blood.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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