oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
