we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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