Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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