it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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