Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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