For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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