Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I wish I only lived at night.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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