i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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