Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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