This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Randomize
