I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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