He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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