He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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