Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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