Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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