to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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