Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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